There we are 5 minutes from the Mexican border driving away from fun times in McAllen and our way to San Antonio driving through the balmy Texas night. Good times on the bus with Brad, Stephan, Lee, and resident film editor TK.
Hark! It's the US Border Patrol. They want to board the bus with drug sniffing dogs and check for aliens and contraband and sure enough, an agent steps on board.
Officer: Got any aliens here?
Answer: Yes sir, officer. We're all aliens here.
Officer: Will I find any weed on this bus?
Answer: We certainly hope not!
Officer: Hey are you guys in Third Eye Blind? I was at your show, it's all good. Could I get a pick or something?
Answer: Absolutely and thanks for everything, officer (we'll be sure to pack a big bong load for you).
Officer: What was that?
Answer: I said thanks for everything you do. And here's a pick.
Don't you just love it? Don't mess with Texas!
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honestly, I could never do that.
lol...a big ol bongfull...lololol...cough...cough..lololol...omg...
They say everything is bigger in Texas including the poe...lol
unless you're actually crossing a border, they are not allowed to search you unless you give permission. you are required to stop, but not submit to any kind of search without a warrant, which they will not have.
agreed that police are worthless.. especially that dumb fuck that gave me a ticket on my way to work
he had to know that was you before pulling you over, what a nosy police officer abusing his power...they are too busy in north philly here to bother with pot, that's what its come to in my city
Know that road well. Hey,by the way anyone interested in 2 condos in South Padre Island??
we're always scared they'll take our fire crackers lol...
shut up.. this is hilarious!!!
in love with u guys!
HAHAHA!!! ...QUICK! EVERYONE EAT THE WEED!