There we are 5 minutes from the Mexican border driving away from fun times in McAllen and our way to San Antonio driving through the balmy Texas night. Good times on the bus with Brad, Stephan, Lee, and resident film editor TK.
Hark! It's the US Border Patrol. They want to board the bus with drug sniffing dogs and check for aliens and contraband and sure enough, an agent steps on board.
Officer: Got any aliens here?
Answer: Yes sir, officer. We're all aliens here.
Officer: Will I find any weed on this bus?
Answer: We certainly hope not!
Officer: Hey are you guys in Third Eye Blind? I was at your show, it's all good. Could I get a pick or something?
Answer: Absolutely and thanks for everything, officer (we'll be sure to pack a big bong load for you).
Officer: What was that?
Answer: I said thanks for everything you do. And here's a pick.
Don't you just love it? Don't mess with Texas!
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hahah That's hilarious!
Who gave those answers?!
was everyone tense? i always get flusterd though i never had anything to hide. Thanks for the laugh.
Hahah, thats really fuckin funny!
years ago I got stopped by the border patrol in that area. Luckily, I had neither weed nor aliens in my possession either.
badass.
is't that an alien on the pc monitor? (^_^;
Yeah get a pic with twitter steve taking a huge hit of skunk bud. Lol just tokin. Dam i wish for a bong hit so big i cough for weeks. peace
ahaha its okay everyone knows aliens don't smoke weed
haha, reminds me of when my father and I was boarded in a trolling boat in the Keys and asked a ton of questions by Coast guard men with guns.
Haha this is hilarious :)