lets just come out and say it, abe freaks me out. when abe's around, sex just happens. he is the most virile human being ever. how could we possily let him join the band -- i mean really! when he plays the bass, the audience devoles into an undulating love swamp. the only way we can stop him is to expose him to direct sunlight, but that would take getting up really early, so.... and did i say how abe smells? we think it might be absynthe. but there's some kind of musky incense inolved in there as well , along with pipe shake, and patchulie and plan old rock show, lets face it, the man smells powerful. you can;t just invite that into your band and think everything is going to be ok. are you people crazy!!
then there's the beard. everyone is pregnant. something about the combination of super heavy bass and his mighty beard means a famale standing in front of his amp leaves the show glowing if you know what i mean! it's all too powerful to be understood dammit! the whole thing is dark and exotic and intense in an evil but ultimately beautiful way. i don't know if we should let him in the band or just put garlic around his neak. abe is the goddammed devil. run for your lives!!!
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The beard is the only reason we fans like him. Honestly. Talent and skills aside his beard makes him beastly. You boys should be jealous.
run?... but i can't.... keep... away... hehehe would love to meet/smell you all one day lol
haha funny
you're just jealous that you aren't a woman and we keep all his steamy goodness to ourselves...
i literally laughed out loud at my computer screen while reading this. clearly he is part of a concoction for pure perfection.
that was a funny one...lucky the smell is not one you wake up in the afternoon too....abe does smell--yes its true...much worse than that quaisi paatchoulli oil fake calogne, but he is live bass peace puzzle that we needed...brought to you by your bell riingin 6 string slinger----now we are limitless. just rock some noseplugs and look out for he bearded freak!!!!! HAHA
Coincidence that "Abe" contains 60% of the letters required to spell "beard?" I think not.
he sounds more like Pan to me...
Abe, his mighty beard could conquer the peaks of Kilimanjaro, impregnate the Virgin Mary, and save GM from bankruptcy. All while slapping the bass with fury and beauty!
We may never see a reunion with Arion. But this is a new time for you guys, new album, time to "thrive" right? If our opinion influences you at all (I'm not arrogant enough to believe it does. Purely hypothetical.) Then I say we give a resounding yes to inviting Abe into your band. He's a standup guy and a great bassist. ALL HAIL ABE'S BEARD.