so when we left off in kansas, i had just pissed in a fountain, abe was looking up a copper water's statue's crotch while brad was lamented her shapeless bottom, and tony had kicked the head off the water nymph's head which later caused a green ocydized copper harvest goddess to come to life and stab tony in the chest with a pitch fork and now we were all running for our lives! well, this...
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